Mumblings

McD’s Again? Really?

The mental gymnastics of fast food is exhausting. There are so many factors to consider, like nutritional value, cost, and convenience. Other influences include geography,…
January 20, 2020
Mumblings

Mario Challenged is I

I’m gaming-challenged. My son made the diagnosis. After watching me push Mario repeatedly to a premature death, I was declared unworthy. “Dad, you suck! Give…
January 19, 2020
Mumblings

Heil Kale

Food fascism is beneficial for kids. It leads to a healthier diet, an expanded palate, and better health. It broadens a child’s vocabulary to include…
January 17, 2020
Quickies

Shower Me with Stuff

Baby showers are misnamed. It’s not really about the baby. It’s about you. A more appropriate title would be, “We had unprotected sex, and we…
January 14, 2020
Quickies

Ex-Days? Ugh!

About 50 percent of marriages end in divorce, and nearly 70 percent of those marriages involve kids. It sucks that so many children must deal…
January 5, 2019