Homemade Love

Child labor is illegal. At least, publicly. But, in the privacy of your home, forced child labor helps paddle against the negative cash flow by…
June 4, 2021

A Parent or What?

Mother’s and Father’s Days recognize those of us who had unprotected sex and reproduced. Sadly, greeting card companies and the PC police muck up what…
May 31, 2021

Let’s Go Home

Like a wedding entrance, the hospital exit is a well-choreographed production. The grandparents and friends lead the way. They form a lane for mommy, daddy,…
May 28, 2021

The Easy One

The parental holiday playlist is lengthy and seemingly never-ending: birthdays, Christmas, and graduations. The easiest and least expensive one is the first anniversary of your…
May 25, 2021