Mumblings

You Suck!

When you see a darling Lulu Lemon outfit, do you hesitate? Do think that the money could be better spent on a pair of Stride…
September 17, 2021
Mumblings

Shower Me with Stuff

Baby showers are misnamed. It’s not really about the baby. It’s about you. A more appropriate title would be, “We had unprotected sex, and we…
September 16, 2021
Quickies

Mario Disabled

I’m gaming-challenged. My son made the diagnosis. Quickly. After watching me push Mario repeatedly to a premature death, I was declared unworthy. At first, I…
September 13, 2021
Quickies

Put It on the Tab

The beginning of the parenting journey is ungodly expensive. You can save money by maximizing the baby shower and reverse guilting the relatives into buying…
September 4, 2021